Chips

Saturday, August 7, 2010

The tale of the drag queen from hell

Once up a Friday night
We thought it would be out of sight.
(Yes we’re rhyming
And it’s sure good timing).

We went to the roller derby jam
And it smelled like spam.
Hot shorts and fishnets,
I don’t think they took bets.

They call it the gates of hell,
Angels vs. Devils.

Two beers each we bought
That was enough we thought.

We were judged in purgatory
The Holiday gas station didn’t believe our story.
As we put our beers in our bags
We took off in Kirk not no jags. *

Half time rolls around
And some man’s balls were bound.
A drag queen we speak of
Who’s dress fit like a glove.
The DQ introduced the he/she act
Twirling fireballs on chairs as a matter of fact.

So the drag queen who was more flat chested than an eight year old girl,
Lost his dress when he began to dance and twirl.

The put downs resumed
As more beer was consumed.
This includes guy with crocks & socks
And a creepy mustache that talks.

Drowning in a sea of lesbians
We moved the party inside with the rest of the non-Europeans. **
The second half did begin
Standing in front of the fan was our big win.

We thought we spotted a clown
As we approached we found a fake goth girl with a frown.
We thought it would be funny
Tto on her cheek draw a bunny.

The fan began to blow colder air
And the Devils went down in despair.
On the trek back to the homestead
A car almost made a deer dead. ***

Harley bikers we did hound
Because they didn’t look like the man on the ground.
Giggles at home
We decided to write you this poem.

Notes:
*Kirk is the name of Nicole’s truck
**There were no Europeans present but European rhymes with lesbians
***Jessica screamed very loud

Monday, August 2, 2010

Cloud Game in ALL It's Glory! :)

Last weekend, Nicole and I went to Great Falls to visit our families. As lame as this sounds, we totally played The Cloud Game on the way home! And we had some pretty epic finds! I even highlighted them for everyone! :)

It's a Whale!!

Turtle, Turtle, Turtle!

It's a turkey! Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!

So for those of you who remember Nightmare Before Christmas, this is one of Oogie Boogie's henchman, Shock! LOL

The Hawaiian Islands!

I really don't remember what this one was, but it looks like a bull, so that's what I'm going with! LOL

We call this one Bird in Flight!

As our journey approached Lincoln, we rolled the windows down to take in the AMAZING Lincoln, mountain air! Prolly one of the most amazing smells ever!! :) Anyway we felt super famous because we saw a sign that paid homage to our blog! So OF COURSE we had to document it! :)

We were sad it didn't say Salsa too...and of course now I think that we just should've written it on there with our own dry erase marker, but live and learn! :)

PS: We found THE place to hang out in Lincoln...it has EVERYTHING you could possibly want! LOL!

CIAO!

Friday, May 14, 2010

Pirates vs Ninjas - Part I

I recently went to see Peter Pan at the Missoula Children's Theatre. Before the show there was a special reception where the Lost Boys and Peter Pan himself made an appearance prior to the arrival of the Pirates and Captain Hook. The actors came and sat with the guests and had many conversations. I decided this would be a great time to get a Pirates vs Ninjas debate started.

Pirate Pros
They live on a ship
Johnny Depp as Captain Sparrow
Rum
They carry swords
Gold and treasure
Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland
Cool hats

Pirate Cons
Scurvy
Lack of showers
Lack of manners

I'm going to go over Ninja stuff in my next post. Any pirate pros/cons I missed?

Friday, April 30, 2010

Things that Make you go...?!

So...On my quest through life I have made it a point to highlight the hilarious and WTF things that I find in every day life! This is Volume 1! LOL!

Found in the window of a store downtown....